It sure as hell has been a little more than ages since I've written a heated post, and it could almost have been assumed that I've sworn off them altogether, but my gosh is this overdue.


You. Oh God, you. It's unbelievable how highly you price yourself. Your grasp of the English language is there, but the keyword is "grasp". If you were my student; great news! The damned car wash is hiring. Someone needs to put you in your place, and you know what? My five year old nephew happens to be free next week! Call me, and I'll help schedule you in. He happens to have more of a life going on than you.


And you, if people start riding you, please don't be offended. You're one hell of an ass. If your brain ever were on fire, I wouldn't even bother to piss in your ear. Oh, is your blood pressure rising already? Slit your wrists, that's the best way to lower it. Uhh, please?


Ooh, ooh, one more! I'm damned sick and tire-I GIVE UP TWITS HAVE IT SO MUCH EASIER ALWAYS ASSUMING THEIR ARGUMENTS ARE FULLY SUBSTANTIATED AND NO ONE COULD BE HOTTER






JOKERS LUH ALL OF YOU. JOKERS. 6:23 AM