From six months ago,




"I seem to have accumulated numerous records of "chats" with people I really can't stand as of late, and I've decided to present one that almost gave me a stroke.




This is a conversation I and an boy from Broadrick Sec had.

A: hihi
B: who are you?
A: hahax i noe u but u dunno me



Damnit I always want to barf when someone says that. I decided to ignore him after that statement, thinking he would take a hint and piss off, but...



A: hihi
A: hihi u dere?
A: hihi
B: WHAT?
A: lols nothing jux wna say hi
B: okay okay HI.
A: happy new yr
B: same to you
A: lols
A: =)
A: u noe my clsmate saes u veh pretty
B: oh, really.
A: yup
A: dun u wan noe who my clsmate is?
B: uhhh, let me see, how about no?
A: lols



There was silence for a while, and I was getting ready to perform a happy dance when...



A: hihi
B: whaaaaaaaaat, again?
A: yup lols
A: i think ure lonely =)
B: and where the hell did you infer that from?
A: lols i dno jux feel ure lonely
A: =)
B: then what, you want to be my stead is it?
A: hee okies
B: .............FUCK OFF LAH
A: diaoz.
A: u make me beri angry



And he sure wasn't joking about the angry part. He went offline for an awesome ten minutes, probably in an attempt to make me remorseful, and then...



A: hihi"





And now I present le sequel, (cliche)RETURN OF BROADRICK BOY(end cliche)




A: hihi
A: hihi
B: what a refreshing new style of greeting!
A: lols tanks
A: bud it's not new
B: OH, THE SHOCK
A: lols
A: =)
A: do u still wan t stead?
B: OMG sure!!!! why not?!!! i mean like, i'm super touched you're still keeping me in mind on your list of could-be girlfriends after sooooooooo many months
A: hees
A: yayeeeeeee tanks dear dear =)))
B: oh welcome my honey poochums sweetie pie!
A: =)
A: lols u knw last time u scared half t deaf me
B: honest? to deaf? that's hot.
A: lols sorrie death*
B: oh my gosh really! i'm soooo sorry
B: can i make it up to you by offering some advice?
B: please,
B: Get Scared Half To Death Twice.
A: lols okie dear =)
B: OMG JOY!



A whole ten minutes later,



A: eh wat
A: wait*
A: u meanie
A: u make me beri angry!!!!




And then he dumped me.(Cue sulk) 8:53 AM