Monday, July 31, 2006
Props to Chew the spazz! (Yes, we're all lovely retarded like that.) And hell she can rhyme!
Schweety pie schweety pie I don't mind if I wait
Just let me get a sniff of you so I might salivate
You make my knees go jelly when we do it in your van,
Ooh baby, baby, baby, please be my man!
Honey, oh honey I think I have an issue!
Spending days in your dumpster looking for your tissue!
So sugar, oh sugar, now won't you take my hand?
I've been to eighty bridal stores I've found my Vera Wang!
IT'S ONLY A POEM PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME HAHAAA
2:24 AM